SERBIAN WOMEN THROUGH FOREIGNER'S EYES

Dating Serbian Women:
The Essentials

By Jade Seashell Source iDATE ADVICE, Dating for dummies

On October 21, 2016., iDATE ADVICE posted a nice piece "Dating Serbian Women: The Essentials, by Jade Seashell (contributor), author of “A Seductress’ Confession: How to leverage beauty and savor tantalizing pleasure”.    The text was nicely written, but to my surprise, no comment was added. That is a kind of improper, because it is a common knowledge that we Serbs adore, respect, and cherish our women.  They are our best part. They give us strength, and bravery, and support, and wisdom. Every woman is a Goddess, because she has the ability to give life! Serbian women are the best in the World, and the only one for us.

Serbian women are best characterized by their perfect combination of Mediterranean and Slavic genes, so Serbian beauties have natural tan (olive-skinned complexion). They are tall, hot and incredibly feminine.
Why Serbian girls are hot: Thanks to Serbia’s rich history and culture, people in Serbia are mostly mixed race due to the long Turkish conquest. Therefore, Serbian women have sexy and dark complexion. Their legs are long – so you will be impressed if that’s your type!

Serbian women’s attitude towards relationships: Unlike Western women, Serbian ladies are much more traditional when it comes to relationships. Serbian women value long-term relationships, so they generally can’t accept one-night-stands. That means if you would like to date Serbian women, some patience would be much appreciated. But that doesn’t mean Serbian girls are bad in bed. I’ll explain that later.

Where to meet Serbian girls: You can practice day game at any main city squares where many ladies are waiting for their friends. So it’s very easy to strike up a conversation with a hot Serbian woman. Another place that you should go to is the pedestrian street of Knez Mihailova – this is the main shopping zone in Belgrade. The great news for you is: Serbian men are not good at day game because eye contact is quite rare in their culture, so if you have made some eye contact with a woman there, that means she is already paying attention to you because she is curious. Therefore, make sure you approach her fast!
What to avoid when dating Serbian ladies: Most women from Serbia have negative associations with feminism because they think feminists are lesbians (the word “lesbian” is an insult in Serbian culture). Therefore, never say “you are a feminist” in front of a Serbian lady. Also, avoid talking about negative aspects of Serbia, as people from Serbia don’t enjoy hearing that. This is very different from people in Western countries. For instance, Americans are happy to complain about the United States, although the United States is the most prosperous country in the whole world.
Unlike Western women, Serbian ladies are much more traditional when it comes to relationships. Serbian women value long-term relationships, that means, if you would like to date Serbian women, some patience would be much appreciated.

What you can expect when dating a woman from Serbia: Unlike Western women, the majority of Serbian girls don’t really care if you have good wealth or status. In other words, women in Serbia value trust and care very much. So if you are a caring and reliable Western man, your Serbian girl will be yours forever. You don’t need to show off your wallet anymore.
What to do when you are going to meet your Serbian bride’s family: Remember, Serbian people highly value family ties. Family is the most important part of life. If you are planning on meeting her family, you must show your respect for them first. There are many ways to show your respect: Bring some Western gifts such as a bottle of whiskey for her dad, and a bottle of perfume for her mom. Also, you should take her family out for dinner. Because eating in a restaurant is not expensive at all in Serbia, you would be well-advised to take her family to a good restaurant (book a table beforehand and her family will be further impressed). [That's a bullshit. The tradition is to make a dinner at her home, and to meet the guy at the home field. The guy is expected to bring, eventually, some flowers for the Lady of the House, 200g of coffee could do the trick, and a bottle of some spirit (plum, apricot, peach etc.) for her dad. Whiskey is not strong enough, that's for sissies :) - comment by LG]
Jacob’s adventure in Serbia: Jacob is an American man in his late 30's. He has been traveling to Serbia since 2014. According to Jacob, Serbian women are the best that he has ever dated so far. Here is my interview with him –
Jade: Why do you like Serbian girls?

Jacob: Honestly, at the very beginning, the reason was their sexy legs and full lips. After dating a few of them, I realized that women in Serbia are very loyal – unlike many western women that I had dated, Serbian girls don’t cheat – that’s my first-hand experience.
Jade: Does that mean Serbian women like you more?
Jacob: I think that’s probably because I am better than Serbian men in terms of looking after women. I am always happy to take care of my Serbian girlfriend’s needs. Yet I hear that most Serbian men never do any kind of housework at home.
Jade: That’s true. Western men are more caring. Some eastern women even told me that they were surprised when their western boyfriends held their hands while crossing the road.
Jacob: That’s because Eastern men, including East European men, don’t really do things like that.
Jade: However, Western men are more likely to be gentlemen, because you were taught to treat women like that.
Jacob: Indeed. My mom always told me to treat girls well and that’s very good advice.
Jade: Tell me an experience that impressed you the most in Serbia.

Jacob: Serbia girls are the perfect combination of being loyal and being sexually active. By that I mean most Serbian girls are quite experienced in the bedroom – in fact, Serbian women are considered to be the most sexually active women in Europe, yet once a Serbian girl decides to start a relationship with a man, she is really loyal. My Serbian girlfriend loves sex, so she had lots of sexual experience in the past, but after she met me, she is incredibly loyal and respects me a lot. I like girls who enjoy sex, because that means they have a good sex drive which matches my high sex drive. Sexually creative women can always satisfy my fantasies.
Jade: That’s impressive. Do you plan to live in Serbia in the long term?
Jacob: Because I have already automated my business in the United States, I make passive income. So I can live anywhere in the world and can wake up any time I want every day. I’m happy to live in Serbia in the long term if my girlfriend wants to live in her home country forever. But if she prefers to live in the United States in the future, I’m also happy to take her to America.

SERBIAN WOMEN: THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF SLAVIC AND MEDITERRANEAN GENES

By

James MAVERICK

Tall, dark and sexy. Those were my first impressions of Serbian women after I landed in Belgrade’s Tesla International Airport. Over the next few days, as I braved the chilly street of Serbia’s capital, my impressions were only strengthened, reinforced and solidified. 

Serb Woman in national costume from
Rusenički Podgor (Metohija area, Southern
Serbia), at the moment occupied by NATO
aggressor and Shqiptar ethnic minority 
terrorists in the puppet "state of Kosovo".

I’ve been with all kinds of women but there’s something very alluring about Slavic women. First, they’re very feminine — they ooze femininity. While the rest of the world is being infested with feminist cancer, Serbia—like the rest of Slavic countries—has simply been immune. Seems like feminism and Slavs are like oil and water: they just don’t mix too well. Of course, as an Eastern European guy, I’m also a bit biased having grown up around them from an early age.

My single gripe with Slavic women is that most of them have pale skin. I’m not much into blondes and prefer my women to have a bit of color. There’re Spaniards and Italians but they’re quickly going the way of their American counterparts: unfeminine, rude and bitchy. Brazilian women fit this requirement perfectly with their sexy olive skin and bikini tans, but I’m miles away from the promised land. (Having said that, I will never ever kick Christine Bell or her look-a-likes out of my bed.)

Enter Serbia. Serbian women are Slavs but with dark, olive-skinned complexions of their Mediterranean counterparts. They are tall, slim, have dark hair and striking eyes. Result: the perfect combination of beauty and sexiness.

Serbia is a country rich in history. For 500 years it was ruled by Ottoman Empire (Turks). After its collapse, the region gained the notoriety of being known as the “Powder Keg of Europe” as the inciter of several conflicts leading to the outbreak of World War I. After World War II it became one of the five republics of the newly formed Yugoslavia. In 1991 — after more disastrous wars — it finally became an independent state. The latest issue is the partly recognized Republic of Kosovo, and, as I quickly discovered, an interesting topic of conversation with the girls.

Serbia’s rich history, especially the long Turkish conquest which resulted in the voluntary – and involuntary – mixing of the races, might explain the dark and sexy complexion of the women.

Serbians speak Serbian, a south Slavic language, which is the same as Croatian and Montenegrin. Unlike Croatians who use the Latin alphabet, Serbians use Cyrillic, so you might need to familiarize yourself with it to understand and read the signs (it’s very simple). As a native Russian speaker, I could understand most of the written text but deciphering spoken speech was next to impossible.

Speaking English was never a problem as most Serbians (at least under 30) I’ve met spoke decent English.

It seems the more south in Europe you go, the more traditional and relationship-minded the women get. The Balkans is home to some of the most traditional women in Europe. Don’t expect to just fly in for a weekend, have one-night stands, and fly out. The game is what I call “deep game” requiring a much greater time commitment. It’s the kind of game I’ve been doing most of my life before getting a bit spoiled in Scandinavia. Think weeks and months instead of days and weekends. Serbs, like other Balkans, rarely have one-night stands, and will need to see you a few times before giving you access to the goods. The good news is that the women are extremely loyal to their men, a far cry from the sluttiness of American women.

The bulk of my game consisted of day gaming around town. I carried a city map with me at all times, making it easy to approach girls waiting at public squares, parks and bus stops. Once they would answer my query, I would use standard game to transition the conversation and get a number. Serbian girls are very warm and receptive to being approached. One girl even volunteered to be my guide, showing me around the old fortress of Kalemegdan.

Good place to jumpstart your day game is to head one of the main city squares (I liked Trg Republica). There you will see various people waiting for their friends to show up. The other good place to spit game is the pedestrian street of Knez Mihailova. Eye contact was rare, so if you’re the lucky recipient of some beauty’s curiosity, don’t hesitate and approach quickly.

Serbia was my first foray into the Balkans. (I’ve also been to Romania, but it’s not usually considered to be part of the region.) A week was just scratching the surface. I certainly plan to do a longer trip next time and visit more countries in the area: Bosnia-Herzegovina, Montenegro, Macedonia, and possibly Bulgaria as well.